Is A Vote for Weiner A Vote for “Wiener”?

“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out and today they have… I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption this has caused.” said Anthony Weiner at a press conference with his wife Huma Abedin at his side, about his latest sexting scandal. To recap: Back in 2011, then Congressman Anthony Weiner resigned from office because he admitted to sending sexually suggestive text and photos via Twitter to six women. This event was dubbed “Weinergate.” Now he is in the middle of “Weinergate 2” as he was trying to resurrect his political career by running for mayor of New York City. There have been many calls for him to drop out, but he says he’s going to stay the course.

I’ve been wondering about his running mate of sorts, you know, Mr. Weiner’s Wiener. How does he fits into this all? How does he feel about the sexting and Anthony’s  chances of winning the mayors race. I tried to sit down to talk with him, but he stood up.

Jack Peters: So, what should I call you? Are you “Carlos Danger”?

P: Anthony came up with that stupid name because he’s a Charlie Sheen fan. I am a penis. I pride myself on that fact. So you can call me “P.”

JP: Well P, you have become so what of a celebrity in this whole sexting sandal. How are you handling it all?

P: I’m a penis. I live for attention except when I’m in the pool. Plus I’m from New York. Scandal Smandal!

JP: Your saying you’re okay with Anthony exposing you on the internet?

P: Listen, I like to hang loose, be out and feel free. Staying cooped up in this underwear is like being one of Michael Jackson’s kids. Who wants to be wrapped up and hidden away. I’m not with Anthony taking pictures of me all the time, but I take what I can get. I don’t know why he does it. Huma’s fun place is a wonderland.

JP: How do you think Huma feels about all of this?

P: Huma is a great girl. I’d leave Anthony if I could. He doesn’t deserve her. I stand up for Huma every chance I get.

JP: You said you’d leave Anthony if you could. Is he abusive towards you?

P: Are you asking if Anthony beats me? Next question please.

JP: Okay, do you think Anthony should continue in mayoral race?

P: Anthony is not a bad guy. He and I don’t talk about his political ambitions. I’m only interested in sex and peeing. So if he wants to stay in then that’s what he should do.

JP: Is your presence a distraction?

P: All men have a penis. I’m unavoidable. I should be a non issue in the race for mayor. Anthony enjoys me. Is that a crime? All the ladies are adults. I don’t see the problem. Nobody making a big deal about Christine Quinn’s Va-Jay-Jay. I’m sure she uses it and enjoys it.

JP: So you’re endorsing Anthony for mayor?

P: No, I’m saying a vote for Weiner is not a vote for his “Wiener.”

JP: Any final thoughts?

P: Really, you Jerry Springer!

JP: Just giving you a chance to clear the air.

P: Anthony has made some seemingly poor choices in his personal life, but that’s what it is, personal. I can only imagine if some of the other candidates poor choices come to light; They maybe bigger than me.

Weiner's wiener "P"
Weiner’s wiener “P”
Anthony Weiner

– Jack Peters

To see “P” uncensored click here


2 thoughts on “Is A Vote for Weiner A Vote for “Wiener”?”

  1. Hahahahaha! Mr. Weiner needs to keep the barn door closed! How could you help but crack up cause of the name and the actions.!!! SMDH…


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