I don’t wanna go to work today. I should be on my way. The cat is in heat and is making love to my coffee table leg. I don’t wanna work today. I got buy one, get one coupons for White Castle. Its what I crave! Why is the dog looking at me as if she can read my mind? I don’t wanna work today. Now I gonna have to use the Iron. I hate the Iron. Omg, gotta ride the NYC Subway! Crazy people, more crazy people and on top of that, smelly crazy people. Most of all, I don’t wanna work today because they expect me to do work. Can you believe that!