Notes on My Scandal

It's always interesting to me how people seem to know more about me than me. With that thought in mind, I figured I'd enlighten you all on my scandalous life. First off, I'm not Black, I'm Russian. Yes it is true. I am a vampire by night and an umpire in the off season. It …

Open Letter

Dear Procrastination, At the moment, I don't mind you hanging around. I'm feeling extra lazy today. Of course I will hate you later when I'm rushing to do the things I should be doing now. It is good to know we both understand each other in this complex relationship. I'm going to lay back down …